A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

Papa John is pretty much Hitler right? We’re all agreed on that?

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.

The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

The man just got his ass kicked by Denver’s defense in the most important game of his life. I don’t blame him for being a sore loser.

Katie Nolan should run away to SimmonsLand on HBO. He’s clearly a huge fan of her and she’d be great on a platform that allows her to remain uncensored.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

The prosecution will build its case on the word of one informant.

“Riley, I too am a pawn in a game I don’t quite comprehend or control. The tall overlords told me to show you this.”

Wu Ke mistake.

And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

And as always, Tony Allen is First Team All-Defense, even on offense.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Coughlin waking right by Mara was the cleanest pass the Giants have had all season.

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

“You’re too old to be yelling!”

That’s the stupidest thing anyone’s ever said on a website where most people come just to complain about the lack of dick picks.

It could be much worse than you suspect. He may have about 500 pages worth of sumptuous banquets, elaborate silken brocades, repeated character tics, travel scenes, and florid equivocation, all sprouting adjectives like one of those mushroom farms that comes in a box, without even a single plot point worth mentioning.…

'Omaha' is where Cooper and Peyton told Eli he was being sent if he didn't complete the maze on the back of the Boo Berry cereal box.