Of course everybody wants what Bernie wants. The problem is that there’s no way he can deliver. We already elected a dreamer and the GOP has made it their life’s work to discredit him. I want someone who knows how to get things done.

Sometimes I wonder if Berniebros are actually Clinton campaigners and it’s all a ruse, because man, they have pushed me into much more passionate support of Clinton. And lots more donations. I get into it with a strident Berniebro and I get so mad and go donate.

I’m supporting Clinton because I think she’ll be a better general election candidate than Sanders and I think she’ll be a better president too. However I am also supporting her because she’s a woman. And everytime I see any sort of criticism of that line of thinking it just reinforces my belief that we have to…

That was actually a decent apology from the editor....

Oh my god, just get married so that you can fuck already. You’ve already shown that divorce is perfectly A-Okay in the eyes of baby Jesus if you’re just not compatible, or if your wife fucks Golden Tate.

Did I just get lucky and not go to a school with psychopaths? What the hell is this shit?

Beyonce was in it too but let’s just focus on Coldplay. God forbid anyone say anything bad about Beyonce.

A giant NO to this: “others make the argument that a black American woman appropriating from Indian culture has less impact than a white woman doing the same”. When a black/Latinx/Native or any variety of POC asks me “are you dot or feather” or “why are you eating beef” or “explain reincarnation to me,” it is no less…

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

Not trying to be too salty since she’s still a child, but she seems a bit confused on how big her fanbase actually is.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Girl still has to work. She names names, shit will get hard quick. Give her a break.

How long til the draftqueens ads start taking over my television?

See, I agree that he could keep grandpa’s nazi stuff and display it, but then you lost me. Unless you have a confederate flag because your great great pappy slapped it out of Bobby Lee’s tiny lady hands, you’re probably at least a little racist. At least, I think it would be pretty safe to assume that you’re probably…

You know it must be killing Rex to see his team constantly shoot itself in the foot. I hope for his well-being that the team can get things turned around soon.

ulta=fun? Ha. Ulta = crappy drug store environment with less testers, less staff to help, and less opportunity to play.

I hope not...I liked that Serial season 1 was more of a local story, one that I had never heard before.

How to look like Kylie: Look at Kim’s Instagram/Twitter pictures from six months ago.

I like Matt McGorry. I do. I find him entertaining to watch and I do appreciate how apt he is to take a stand and stick with it on social media. But.... there’s this tiny tinge of ...... I don’t know. Like he seems legit on the outside but....