What did Ernie Adams do?

I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”

I’m happy Seattle lost the Super Bowl so that Drew has plenty of time now to include the events of today into New England’s preview

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

I applaud Kate Bosworth’s ability to keep her name in gossip columns.

I can’t be bothered. She copied the look and the sound

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

It amuses me to think of Ian McKellan telling TayTay, “OooooOhh, I’ve got a thing that night...”

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

For some unknowable reason, Jay Z and Beyoncé like to collect the affections of painfully lame white people

I’m quietly and patiently waiting for the Taylor Swift backlash to begin. I am so irritated by everything she does and I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because she has a touch of that everything-must-be-perfect-at-all-times/ “NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!” vibe to her.

Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?

Enemkpali has been cut? I would have named him team MVP.

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

u just broke my internet kara

He wasn’t “caught” midblink. He exists midblink.

I prefer not resenting my coworkers. If you're lazy and useless that's one thing- if you're lazy and useless and making more than me, it just became a lot more difficult to work with you.