Holy hell, that was somewhere between inspiring and terrifying. Definitely want to hear the album, either way. Gotta say, spitting eerie piano-poems from beyond the grave is very on-brand for Leonard Cohen.

“I beg to differ.”

How could you not think it?

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

Dogs don’t have souls, according to the Church. To ask for self-awareness is barking up the wrong tree.

“Demons in the head” should be filed under Bad Brains

I waffle around plans and sometimes hate making them. As I’ve grown older and learned about myself, I’ve figured out that I’m very much an introvert. I do like people and I like going to certain events but I find leaving my house and interacting with other humans to usually be pretty damned exhausting.

God, I’m sorry. I just re-read the article and it turns out a lack of commitment to the game was NOT, in fact, Vazquez’s real problem. Apparently, it was pedophilia. We’ll work hard to avoid mistakes like this in the future.

I hate committing to plans, and do this terrible horrible thing where I won’t answer a question, or will dance around questions to avoid giving an answer to stuff via text like when people ask about plans.

Also, I have this weird compulsion to be like Elmyra from tiny toons. If something is cute, or if I like someone I…

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

“Mono? That’s training wheels, kid.”

He doesn’t need to earn money because God gives money to True Believers. Asking for handouts is unbecoming of a Man of Faith unless you are a priest or something. I dunno Joel Osteen explains it pretty well. Basically only God loves you if you are rich and you can tell God loves you because you are rich. It’s…

This guy should’ve been on Jersey Shore. He makes my head hurt. It’s like a radioactive moron bit a spider.

Lot, meet kettle. 

Not without giving up your amateur triangle-clicking status.

To be fair, I think if Jesus had it all to do over again, he would have liked to be paid for his troubles 

I want this show back. In exactly the form of the original. Including Adamle and Csonka. I watched it every Saturday afternoon. I still remember it. Superstars and AG were back to back on Fox 29 from Buffalo, then I’d deliver my papers, then come home and watch CMLL from 3-5. I still can’t speak a word of Spanish, but…

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