Just whisper in my ear that everything is going to be ok. Even if it’s a lie.

Every bar that I’ve ever been to that has one of the internet-connected juke boxes also has a stereo system controlled behind the bar. You play a song they don’t like they just change the source to the receiver the used before they installed the internet-connected juke box.

This is how we give AI a scat fetish.  God help us all.

I think we all have a hard time really grasping this. We tend to think of evolution in the same way we think of our own family trees in a fairly linear manner. Evolution isn’t a tree. It’s more like a river winding through a delta. Streams diverge. Some go their own path and others rejoin. Change is slow unless…

The most classic rock is igneous.

Outrageous Omission:

“The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

“it’s in their hands now”

Leaving out the important questions at the end. Will the robot umps be horny? 

I wonder if “Universe Warrior” hates “Particle Warrior”...

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?

Imagine just trying to beat your meat and suddenly recognizing your neighbor’s daughter in a voyeur video on pornhub, so now you have to tell them:

What the hell do you expect at Clandestine College—cameras just out in the open?

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

If it’s good enough for the Crusades, it’s good enough for St. Louis-area high school football.

If only the people of Hitachi had some sort of magic wand to fend off these sea demons.

“Not a good time to lose one’s head.”

Huh, I’m surprised this happened in Oklahoma. I expect this kind of outcome more for wagons in Oregon.

You dumb bastard. It’s not a Schooner, it’s a Failboat.

The stress/strain across continental interiors is currently a very active field of study. You are also along the remnants of the appalachian orogeny and closer to the effects of the opening of the Atlantic ocean, which will have effects with respect to the mantle/crust interface. You’re not part of an active crustal…