In philosophy it’s known as a simulacrum. Baudrillard predates Ghost in the Shell by quite a few years!

“What's this about Gabbo?"

The reason Hope Solo never tried out for the NFL is probably due to the elevated injury risk.

Clearly, you are too young to remember Jefferson Starship.

“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.’

Mercenary purchaser buries Bury via fiduciary savagery.

Yeah, but will it protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?

one of Al’s best!

Adele Nazeem!  So great to see you.  Loved “Wrecking Ball.” 

Man, that cat is fast as lightning.

Although it looks like he’s hitting for topspin, which wouldn’t be my strategy on a tear gas cannister.

Beautiful return volley on that directive from upstairs.

Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.

It's less when you account for the exchange rate.

I like it here, but “NFL moves goalposts in response to criticism” isn’t exactly news.

Are they using an all-time quarterback? Do the defensive linemen have to count to 3-Mississippi before they rush? Does the game automatically stop if a car is coming?

They will post it in the google doc they use for chatting while on their locked-down school provided laptops.

The same way you’ll strategize pincer attacks on Area 51.

Deadspin reached out to Fenech to ask about the incident and left multiple messages with the Astros. We will update if we hear back.