What you get if you take your eye off the ball.

Orioles, first major league team to extend protective netting onto the playing field.

For the time being, you actually can. Assuming this is protected NLRA Section 7 activity (which is very debatable but still a color able argument), Purple Communications, Inc., 361 NLRB 1050 (2014), held that employees who have been granted access to work electronic communication methods (mainly e-mail, but Slack…

“Paul feels robbed? Cry me a fuckin’ river. You know why he’s Rich, right?”
-Peter

Machete agrees

Plot twist... the kid kicking his seat is a prospect for the Rangers.

They can’t stop until they’re in outer space.

Damn, dude married Italia Ricci?  That’s quite a catch for a guy who can’t throw.

Anonymous Claims No Responsibility for Cleveland Browns Hacks.

We are both agreeing on the same point; I cite Johnson’s prediction as only an educated estimate.

Scott Cannady is Spanfeller right? Like who on Earth would care enough to defend a venture capital firm’s owner and bosses? If you’re some pro-capitalist goon, you’re not going to be on Deadspin on a regular basis anyways, but even if you are you’re not gonna take the time to read that article and then send an…

Subject: I am a straight white man that has a penis, loves sports, hates crybabies, hates socialists and terrorists, doesn’t want open borders, thinks men and women should have separate bathrooms, hates colin kapernick, makes over $400k/year, loves guns, supports our police and military, stands for the national…

It’s always tough to tell, with the anonymity the internet provides, but I’m starting to suspect that Elisabeth Maria and Elisabeth Maria are the same person.

“If I hit him with my left and he doesn’t go down, I will walk around him to see what is holding him up.”

Sheena Easton is peak Sheen

It’s like how the French are the losing side in the French and Indian War, despite not actually participating in it.

You never watched Baseball Tonight.

Porcello: like limoncello, but with pork instead of lemon.

The man from the magazine

Had they built this city on rock and roll, there would be no push for a community grid.