Speed bumps!

This is a better joke than finding out what’s really in your Coke.

Ah, late classes in college with a little vodka in my snapple to get me through. 

Exactly how do you mean?

He looks like Shane McMahon shortly before he does one of his idiotic stunts.

they clearly don’t need it

If a team scores 8 in an inning, it should be considered an insult if that team doesn’t believe the other team is capable of doing the same

Remember when we were raised to play at 100% until the final out/buzzer?

True story: I got one of those Jakks Pacific Atari 2600 joysticks for Christmas about, oh, 15 or 18 years ago (maybe more?). My wife and I went on a ski trip after leaving my family. We checked in to the B&B, and were a little bored when she asked “What was that Atari thing you got?”. So I plugged it into the TV and…

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

is that guy pissed because of how many records sun set?

Virtually every study done tells us that eyewitness testimony, including that from victims, is notoriously unreliable. It starts off with gaps, gets influenced by introspection, filled in with outside information, and often is shaded by the preconceived notions of the witness (see: every time a POC gets the police…

My take is: bring back 3D Doritos.

In true Dead Letters fashion, the caller ended his rant, “And you better believe I’m calling with a Samsung Galaxy S8+ on Verizon, motherfuckers.”

When asked how he felt about going all the way to the moon but not actually setting foot on it,Collins replied...

Well, when you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

Press presses Press on pressing issue of her press team’s pressure to press on despite Barstool’s presumptive expressions of free press.

This long national nightmare is finally over.

those maroon kits with sky blue socks and numerals are top-notch