Well, it WILL be the year 2020 soon.... Good as time as any for baseball robots!

Two clubhouseholds, both alike in dugoutnity,
In fair Veronaheim, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where two bullshit sliders and then throw a guy a neck ball makes civil hands unclean.

Please clarify: was it horseshit or bullshit? Serious gardeners need to know what kind of fertilizer were talking here.

Glad I got out of soccer while I still could, then. The last thing I want is for a ref to shoot me for resisting a yellow card.

Price started this game, but Eck will save it later in his career.

I hate children so maybe I shouldn’t even be commenting, but I do feel like giving a kid a baseball at a game is one of the three acts of kindness I might extend to someone else’s mongrel seed. That ball was going right for that little puke’s glove and it might have made his year so mom drink guy probably should have…

“The Cubs can’t be responsible for the action of fans when trying to procure a home run or a foul ball.” -Mai Tai Guy

This is a damn fine list. I used to do radio play-by-play for a local wood-bat college summer league (Big Time!). Foul balls hitting cars in the parking lot was a pretty regular occurrence and always made for a fun time as I’d usually ditch the on-field action and provide play-by-play of the person going to check out…

Somebody once told me the word was gonna roll me

And asked him if he needed a ride.

Sabathia was attempting to explain the Unwritten Rules of Baseball to Garcia, which is, ironically, itself a violation of the Unwritten Rules of Baseball.

“I think Sabathia is trying to communicate that whatever words caught Garcia’s attention were intended for home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi”

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

oooof

“You tell me to stick to “Sports” one more time and I’m going to punch you in the face!”

He’s an asshole

My youngest brother ate some weird combos as a kid, but the strangest was probably the grilled cheese/PBJ with ketchup. I think even Elvis would’ve given that one a “no thankyouverymuch”

He really is. Complicated Women, especially, is wonderful.