At this point, I’d prefer for KFC to bring back the original Chicken Little, and do away with the crispy strips on mini-hoagie rolls, with pickles and mayo.

merely, he picked her up, tried to carry her out of the house , but slipped before reaching the stairs and caught her in his arms.

Be especially wary if it’s in snow form.

I’d enjoy seeing an Expos cap again.

I want the lisp and everything.

Did anyone consult Toad the Wet Sprocket about potential sponsorship?

Glad I’m not the only one to catch that.

You mean The African Queen?

Finger on the pulse, this.

Vince McMahon’s plot to rid the world of F, which started in earnest in 2002, has gradually begun to spread.

Structurally unsound formal wear?

What kind of program is this guy running, a clown college?

Cesium salami!

Did you wormhole into Buffalo?

I’m guessing neither of them were on the list to receive the Tricky Dick Fun Bills.

At least his mono didn’t double-down into stereo.

If my memory serves, in the case of a “state of emergency”, he can suspend Congress. However, I don’t believe he has the power to make any such declarations without Congressional approval.

A handful of thoughts...

Will this lead to the title of Styx’s long-awaited sequal to Kilroy Was Here?

Speaking as a Cardinals’ fan...