He’s like an angry Bruce Leroy.

Everybody look at your hands

I see we’ve found Billy Squier’s kinja.

This may be a reflection of there being alternate ways of engaging with baseball, beyond the ballpark experience. Or even alternatives within the ballpark experience.

Yeah, our culture and society are saturated, almost overly so, with contributions of people whom are on the fringe of being forgotten, if not completely. We can’t all be Bender.

They’ll be forgotten about within 40 years, unless they did something ridiculously good/bad, gave ridiculous amounts of money to someplace, or had a monument erected in their honor.

The foot is a much underappreciated and underutilized tool, when it comes to facilitating transport through a doorway.

That’s what I want.

CompuServe

He’s still trying to figure out how to hit a curveball.

He’s a genius guy, like Norman Einstein.

Jane Wiedlin for Jefferson?

To put that into context, it’s a line I shamelessly nicked off John Lennon from a Beatles interview from 1964.

I use my shirt.

Status, and a desire for immortality make people do some weird shit.

The best suggestion I always heard was this:

I’m intrigued by politics of a progressive death economy.

That screws him then. How will he get back to San Francisco to get his heart?

“Death is a growth industry.”

Just call them all scurvy dogs and tell them to take a walk.