I always use the variation of “laundering” them. “They were dirty...”

Would also accept, “I need money first.”

Thanks for making me think of XKCD

This is perfect. Well played.

The Brewers were once owned by Bud Selig. That doesn’t work in their favor.

+1 Rosebud

Those poor Hispanic cattle, always being confused by idiots for a delightful deviation from their norms.

That would be Charles Comiskey levels of chicanery.

Does this mean that Boston will now claim every World Series won while Ruth was in NY?

You mean to tell me that Boston are a bunch of killjoys?

He’s expressing his frustration in semaphore.

My feelings as an adult, who is a single parent dealing with co-parenting, are detached from my feelings toward my kids. If I had known what lay ahead, in terms of co-parenting struggles, and other insanity; I would question my own judgment in my choice of partners.

No Billy Joel TV anthology or greatest hits compilation would be complete without the houses he made himself a fixture in the living rooms of.

Two notes:

He’s still practicing his dance routine for his Halloween costume as MC Skat Kat

Ooof.

Can I get this rule translated to dub step?

Until he doffs a top hat, tails, and a cane, he’s nobody to me.

And...thanks for the flashback to Channel One.

Butt first, goal.