I believe this can best be explained by a quote from for ECW wrestler, New Jack...

Vince McMahon’s plot to rid the world of F, which started in earnest in 2002, has gradually begun to spread.

Structurally unsound formal wear?

What kind of program is this guy running, a clown college?

Cesium salami!

Did you wormhole into Buffalo?

I’m guessing neither of them were on the list to receive the Tricky Dick Fun Bills.

At least his mono didn’t double-down into stereo.

If my memory serves, in the case of a “state of emergency”, he can suspend Congress. However, I don’t believe he has the power to make any such declarations without Congressional approval.

A handful of thoughts...

Will this lead to the title of Styx’s long-awaited sequal to Kilroy Was Here?

Speaking as a Cardinals’ fan...

He’s like an angry Bruce Leroy.

Everybody look at your hands

I see we’ve found Billy Squier’s kinja.

This may be a reflection of there being alternate ways of engaging with baseball, beyond the ballpark experience. Or even alternatives within the ballpark experience.

Yeah, our culture and society are saturated, almost overly so, with contributions of people whom are on the fringe of being forgotten, if not completely. We can’t all be Bender.

They’ll be forgotten about within 40 years, unless they did something ridiculously good/bad, gave ridiculous amounts of money to someplace, or had a monument erected in their honor.

The foot is a much underappreciated and underutilized tool, when it comes to facilitating transport through a doorway.

That’s what I want.