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He’s still trying to figure out how to hit a curveball.

He’s a genius guy, like Norman Einstein.

Jane Wiedlin for Jefferson?

To put that into context, it’s a line I shamelessly nicked off John Lennon from a Beatles interview from 1964.

I use my shirt.

Status, and a desire for immortality make people do some weird shit.

The best suggestion I always heard was this:

I’m intrigued by politics of a progressive death economy.

That screws him then. How will he get back to San Francisco to get his heart?

“Death is a growth industry.”

Just call them all scurvy dogs and tell them to take a walk.

I always use the variation of “laundering” them. “They were dirty...”

Would also accept, “I need money first.”

You know what else is for suckers?

“We just want to be able to fill our representatives’s Christmas stockings.”

Thanks for making me think of XKCD

This is perfect. Well played.

Some sort of electromagnetic interference/EMP would be more effective at taking down the internet. Especially for the sake of frying equipment.

The Brewers were once owned by Bud Selig. That doesn’t work in their favor.