That seems to be a popular name for Bagels. My kids have one with that name.

Is this the same school of politics that dictates that healthcare shouldn’t be universal? And that education opportunity shouldn’t be available to all?

Brilliant

In best Groucho voice...

If you’re going to give him the base...

Really, you can think of all of human civilization as a complicated bunch of rules telling you where you can or can’t take a shit, and doing it like this definitely feels transgressive.

Yes. This.

By this logic, the cultural association of Jay Leno with Cool Ranch, is a kiss of death?

Goldmember seems to have lost his creativity in the intervening years.

Is it bad that my first inclination toward a question is whether it’ll be as wishy-washy as where it takes its name from?

So...

Those who have cartoonishly absurd amounts of money don’t want to spend it. They’d rather hoard it, so no one else can touch their wealth.

I'd also add the wheel to that.

Containing fire and clean drinking water are far more significant.

Agreed. Utterly and completely.

Try Skorlive

Great to see this little Maltese club getting a bit of recognition.

So nice of the IFAB and FIFA to join the NFL party of killjoys.

The number on his customized jersey is apropos, it must be said.

She was just going up there to tell Jefferson he needed to blow his nose.