Just keep Kirk Gibson out of this.

Who the fuck carries out retaliation on a 1-1 count?

+10000 chimps with typewriters

Well, if they’d open the strikezone beyond nuts to knees, then maybe the call would have been correct.

Glad to see Ford put my tax dollars, from the bailout, to good use.

While not entirely applicable to this, listening to my son (5) sing along to the Transformers theme from the original series, with all of his errors, is comical.

That’s an impressive feat.

Yeah, but did he apologise to the prostitute who shared his bed the previous night?

+1 John Madden

Someone should tell the batter he can’t reply all.

“Stuff it, Tom!”

Your short game is shit.

I just said the same thing.

You forgot Colonel Sandurz

This should have been memed with Professor Farnsworth.

Counterpoint to your counterpoint: Sometimes hanging curve balls can just hang

Oof, breaking ball that didn’t break.

Shoe-in for comment of this post.

The closest I’ve come to a “Elvis” sandwich, was the fried peanut butter, banana, bacon, and nutella. Great sandwich, just rich. Messy too.

Yeah, completely agreed. That book played a big role in my affection for Norma Shearer.