This is SportsCenter

I’m waiting for the IHSAA to award the Kentucky Derby to Maximum Security. Mostly just to shut his owners up.

Jerry West wouldn’t have tolerated this shit.

They can only have an international draft, if they draft the entire nation.

Dammit dude. That was equally a rough read, but incredible.

You forgot Ray Knight.

I see your Joe Morgan, and raise you Tim McCarver.

Wow, that’s both an impressive amount of observation, and a wholly unnecessary obstruction of play.

Yet another reason why Bret doesn’t get the due he should:

The Mets are already in talks with his mom to get him into Single A ball.

Communication is only as good as the comprehension of the person you’re communicating to.

Well...

Possibly Skorlive, if the matches are televised.

It’s not like the Worm to drop the rock.

While not a politician, I saw this and had to share:

In best Orson Welles voice, “...and all of the romance of a Tidy Bowl commercial.”

In best Orson Welles voice, “...and all of the romance of a Tidy Bowl commercial.”

+1 Barber shop window

Non-League is the best. 6 guys and a dog in the stands having a pint and a laugh.

Spiro Agnew = Grow A Penis