Finger on the pulse, this Sepp has.

Are we there yet?

That wasn’t a boner. That was just bad luck.

Who invited Lansing United to this party?

That circle game is all well and good, but have you heard of the squere?

+1 Mission from God

Bucknor misses another ball?

Is this before or after the Roshambo at dawn?

+1 Shooting hand

Jet lag and a closed airport bar are a bitch.

We hold what is said against them, when they’re speechifying.

Take your damn star, big guy.

I wondered how long it’d be till I saw one of these.

Did someone say “Booger!” on the air again?

Or, you know, don’t bring up the source material.

There’s always his future in broadcasting:

Thank you for this.

As a result of that, the major economic powers of the world have not engaged in a land war since 1945, because they have shared interests.

Anyone who places their personal politics above the end goal of beating Trump might as well put a MAGA hat on.

I’ve never understood the logic of a pitcher putting himself at a disadvantage by giving a batter a free base.