Still working on hitting that curveball, is he?

He should have gone for the egg salad sandwich.

Who is he? Ballor?

A real poo flinger

As God is my witness, I swore Port-O-Lets could fly.

Billy, if you hate football so much, why do you continue to write about it?

I’m both horrified and transfixed by that damn photo.

48 team WC?

I should thank you for the odd flash into The Who’s Pop-Art phase.

The only Triple Crown that matters is the IWGP.

+1 Obscure follow up single

That’s a bunch of bull.

I’m a scorpio born in the year of the metal monkey.

I’m shocked.

+1 Taken knee

The same MJ who couldn’t hit a curveball?

+1 Piano Desk

Funny how you never see him, when he has no loot.

Congratulations, you just explained the UEFA coefficient system, rudimentarily.

There goes his social life.