Have you clued him in on how European football is more political than anything in the US?

Did he have to review the play to verify that she was, in fact, a catch?

#KickSportsOutOfNationalism

Ah, the Tiger Woods.

How many of those times were spoken in Richard Nixon voice, vilifying hippies?

Kickoffs will now be taken from row 647 in Lot F. Please readjust accordingly.

Eh, the easiest solution:

“I’m sorry Las Vegas, I can’t read your emails. My eyes were burned beyond belief by the shine off Jerry Tarkanian’s head, during the early 90s.”

I didn’t think VAR was supposed to be used for “off the ball” play. I thought its primary usage was regarding offside calls, penalties, and other infractions that could relate to a “Obvious Goal Scoring Opportunity.”

+1 Berlin Airlift

That’s just what I need. More access to Football Manager.

Since Univision did not get the broadcast rights to the World Cup, expect some sort of cull in the near future.

Somehow, this takes me to this...

+1 Jason Grimsley

Yeah, dangerous play is dangerous play. It’s as much a judgment call for the official as it is for the player who is about to receive a boot to the face.

That was a sloppy, and reckless, attempt to play the ball.

+1 Mission Accomplished

On the off chance that this leads to a child, will there be the possibility of there not being a genetic match? I’m genuinely interested in knowing.

I’m waiting for the State of Illinois to be named in a negligence suit.

I hope they didn’t ask him for a head shot.