Alas my poor joke, I hardly knew ye.

Ryan Reynolds? Whatever happened to him?

I know quite a few people who lumped in on this when USL announced its move from YouTube to ESPN+. A dumb move in my opinion, because monetizing it will limit the accessibility of the product.

Lloyd’s The Freshman was my first foray into Silent Film. Still one of my favorites of all time, too.

A++++++++++ Tekker

I’m waiting for the inevitable Goodyear/Peter Thiel partnership to wreck yet another Gawker property.

You encounter an unruly mob of Quebecois separatists bemoaning the loss of their beloved Nordiques...

Everybody knows the proper tiebreaker is a two-man sack race on consecutive Sundays.

God, beer ad phrases.

UPDATE: We are still dumbasses. But we’re stubborn dumbasses.

Every catcher does that. Unless the ability to manipulate the strike zone requires parting the seas.

Wait, you mean to tell me that a manager who took exception to gamesmanship acted out?

If you do, I’m jealous.

It’s a horrible haiku

It was the Iron Sheik.

DUDE! It’s great to see Jamie Luner finally land on her feet so many years after Just the 10 of Us and Melrose Place.

Boy, once he adopted that choking up technique...

Mr. Number is great. You also get access to whatever other people are saying about the number that is calling you, in case you wonder if it’s a huckster.

Eh, Nicky Butt’s was better.

Diana, correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t Cosby be put on trial for obtaining methaqualone with the intent to distribute?