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LouBiffo
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You forgot the cement shoes, to make sure you don’t blow away.

Early 2006, I want to say January or February. St. Matthew, KY, a suburb of Louisville.

You know what they say about people who live in glass houses, right?

And this is a surprise?

Stay on your feet.

I’m available.

I can hear the bowler’s inner-monologue now, and it sounds oddly like Bugs Bunny...

GIVE ‘EM THE OLD SPITBOWL!

I’m gonna dunk! SIKE!

Well, there goes having a wrestling match. Now’s the time for a cuddling federation to emerge victorious from this mountain of bureaucratic shit.

He wanted to show her his Left Wing Lock.

“I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.”

Did I see an inadvertent handball in the box?

It was interesting to watch Duke playing cynical basketball. Lots of little disruptions in Kansas’ rhythm. Lots of poor decision-making in the paint. It was like watching Brazil under Dunga.

What about the cow college? Would you give them a shout?

+1 Horse cola

He’s a bad mother...

There’s always time to rename them the Naps.

Perfectly acceptable.embellishment, in context.