Or hey, there’s always investment in alternate means.

That’s a .23 on the Rijkaard Scale.

It’s a show-horse now.

So which member of the Villano clan is their legal representation?

Basketball isn’t the only sport to reward cynicism.

There are lots of things I could say about The Rocketeer. Lots.

+1 Liar liar...

...nothing.

No one had the nerve to ask if he’s ever been in a cockpit before?

He had a great run.

Aye, just the brown socks.

Who do they think he is? Antwan Randle-El?

“I went to a basketball game, and baseball piety broke out.” — Somebody, somewhere.

Yeah, but could he do it on a wet, windy, Wednesday night in Stoke?

+1 Easy Rider

Let he who is not Canseco, cast the first sprinkler...

Conversation snippet heard briefly over the walkie-talkie:

They’ll continue until morale has improved.

In addition to facing a constant threat of English invasion. One which wouldn’t subside until 25 years after this amendment was ratified.