Fuck.

Before my son was born, he was exposed to all sorts of different types of music. Now, he loves Pop-Punk, Ska, and Taylor Swift. He’s 3, by the way.

Sexual tension is their hook.

I bet he’d also say that Jackson is too short to be a storm trooper too.

It’s all fun and games, till someone gets the breast of you.

Hand check!

That’s a very Lenny Bruce way to approach things.

+1 for usage of the word malapropism. Great word.

How soon till the only words you can say, are conjugations of “to be”?

Well, I guess we’re left with hand signals to communicate with.

+1 Have a blanket

What did the grape juice people ever do to you?!

Hornswoggled is a personal favorite of mine.

They were aping for one of Wendy’s renowned Twitter burns.

No way? A Disney company involved in chicanery and tomfoolery?

Damn that Colonel Mustard.

I’d only buy the well-regulated militia verbiage, if civil service was mandatory for all upon reaching the age of 18, or upon graduation of high school or equivalent (whichever comes first).

His kit needs more patches

Eh, do yourself a favor and learn about Calcio.

Or, Worcestershire sauce