"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

"Leftover booze" is not a category. There is only booze.

I will spare this man when I rule over all as a benevolent cat dictator.

That's exactly what's happening. She's decided to push her boobs up and plump her lips emulating Kim, because she's no model. I was really hoping she's be the one to tell her family to fuck off and get a college degree. Very sad that she's bought into the "brand" idea like her sisters have.

So creepy. Like little hand feet. Eugh.

tbh shes a monster

canada owned it

Not enough guns and Jesus.

...it'll trickle into actual, real brick-and-mortar stores between mid February and March.

Can we address Joni Ernst's "hair"? I couldn't stop staring at it. She looks like an SNL parody of herself.

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

I've been saying this for years! I refer to them as Talibangelists.

Oh, man. I mean, you're only young once and there's usually only one point in your life when you can really wear whatever the fuck you want and do whatever to your hair, and experiment to find what you like and what makes you happy... these directives look to stifle all individuality and make me sad.

He'd have to keep the costume on though.

My dog sends you virtual love (he's smiling for you, really smiling, he really does do that)

i'm v. confused. why are they carrying corgis instead of flowers?? also, instead of throwing the bouquet away to the bridesmaids, will she hurl a Corgi?? i need answers plsss

Peasants. I've been wearing this to Kroger for years.

FUCK EVERYTHING