i may just be a trollop, but if a dude trekked out to shovel my car out of the snow, I would totally get hot and bothered and want to "show my appreciation", nudge nudge wink wink. But manual labor is a totally turn on for me. Do the dishes, vacuum, mow the lawn? Yeah baby.

WE ARE.

Some cats like being outside, even in the winter.

Honestly, it creeped me out just reading it. Erin, answer us? ARE YOU OKAY?? Elevator dude didn't come back to get you, did he?

I know we're supposed to make fun of this because it's so ridiculous (which it is), but I just feel so sorry for her. It legit makes me sad.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Erin, that elevator incident is all kinds of creepy. Omg, how were you not pressing the buttons for the nearest floor to escape and wait for the next right?

The guy at the end LASSO'ED THE LLAMA FROM THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK.

For my sister's I had everyone invited send me their funniest, loveliest memories, photos etc of her and then printed them on to fabric which I then made into bunting.

i feel like anna wintour is the moirai of fashion's existence

i don't need any charts, but i'll take pie

That works. As long as they are not crunchy. Because allergies.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

did either article discuss pseduopenises? im not getting involved unless hyena psedopenises are discussed

Better than dairy goat shows where they go on and on all day about "capacious mammaries."

My bona fide street mutt has far more soul in her eyes than those purebred show dogs:

SHOW SOME COMPASSION TO EDITH!!

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

Personally I'd rather set a record for catching the most single groomsmen, but whatever, lady.