If it was a cultural norm to poke customers in the eyeballs, it wouldn't make it any less of a dick move.

I honestly cannot believe I read that. It's either an A grade troll or an asshole you can see from space.

I'm not giving it a thumbs up until I see tiny hamster watching tiny football on the couch with his tiny paw down his pants after the meal.

I'm fine with this. Nurses are badasses; it's about time we got an action figure (even though she's dressed inappropriately).

I'll stop using "Mama" in reference to June if everyone else stops using "Dr." in reference to Phil.

Statistics.

On Taylor Swift: "great gowns, beautiful gowns"