Also, Fred VanVleet is a really cool name.

That was such a ridiculous performance. Clinched a playoff position, too. Goddamn, I love that man.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

The Alberto Contador excuse lives! Just as silly now as then.

Kobe fan here. Lebron is better than Kobe.

just tell ‘em shut up and dribble.

...except he’s actually from New Zealand, which rightly considers itself a much more civilized place.

That’s different, he was temporarily terrified because someone THOUGHT there might be a weapon. If he knew there was an active shooter then it is a whole different story and he’d run in unarmed and give that kid the thrashing of a lifetime.

Found the Gooner!

This is an excellent point you’ve made about the Olympic women’s ski halfpipe final.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

The issue is what they call “coup contrecoup”. His brain just bounced back and and forth against his skull like a pinball because the defender hit high instead of low. This game has got to outlaw the killshot or people’s brains will continue to turn to mashed potatoes. And in the NFL’s premier event they make a…

If this is a legal hit, everything the NFL says about its concern for player safety is a lie.

The problem isn’t that Neymar pulls off cool shit during games. The problem is that Neymar is kind of a cunt. Ronaldinho did this shit all the time and literally got applauded by rival teams/fans.

Has Dortmund already started play in the Europa League yet this season? I think he can play for Arsenal in Europa so long as he only played for Dortmund in Champions League.

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

He gets a lifetime pass from me for going after Ergodan.

You could just have a headline that says “Draymond Green is a dick” and post it every day and it would be true most of the time.