“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

I had totally forgotten about nickelba k

Lowry looked pretty eager, maybe a little too eager for Simmons’ liking. They always say it’s the guards you don’t want to fight. Guys Simmons’ size have never had to fight.

Yeah, but it’s a second rate team like Arsenal. Call me when he scores against a team with real talent and coaching.

Klopp claimed the VVD purchase wasn’t contingent on selling Coutinho so I assume at least some of the proceeds from the sale are still available, but I’m not a Liverpool accountant.

As a Liverpool fan I can only thank Coutinho for his years of service and for being so good that Liverpool sold him at a 130mil profit (give or take a few mil, but who’s counting?). Good luck at Barca. Now let’s get Thomas Lemar in.

Caught the game last night. The threes were fun, but I was equally impressed just by how hard he was playing. He was focused on defense, and was also doing the little stuff like racing over to any dude who fell to help them up. He’s obviously thrilled to be on the team, and was playing like he really wants to stick…

It’s a Swiss Oddity.

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

The allez to Chandler’s úp was an inbounds pass. You can’t score from out of bounds; the ball has to touch someone else. If that “pass” started anywhere inbounds, it’s offensive goaltending on Chandler.

I fucking love Jürgen Klopp.

KD’s heel turn doesn’t seem to be going very well, despite the ring.

You’re just Bias-ed

Goes to Trump’s Twitter feed...

Yeah, but his throwing motion is still unorthodox.

Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke.
 

The fact you believe any NFL players deserves to be cheap-shotted because another person missed the call is..........

As Justin points out, Softbank is buying data. That is the “end game.” The business model cannot work unless the fares goes up 200%.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.