Yes.

Clearly he plays Pedroia, who gives a climactic speech over the PA system that ends racism in Boston forever.

The biggest mystery in all of this: can’t Curt Schilling afford to buy better seats?

If you think black people have a singular, unanimous opinion on this issue, you reeeeeeeeeeally need to get out more.

This weak ass take is perfect. I’ve watched the replay on Niskanen’s cross-check 10 times and I struggle not to have 10 different opinions. Because it’s Crosby, people will want blood. But Niskanen was bounced on a major & game misconduct. That’s pretty heavy punishment when it’s hopelessly unclear what, if any,…

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

Boston sports radio, which remains ~100% white, has been whipping fans into a frenzy ever since Machado spiked Pedroia. Felger & Masserroti, who are only a 6 on the parochial scale, have been demanding an Oriole be hurt & if you disagree you’re not a real fan. They actually called Pedroia a traitor for trying to calm…

30,000 is excessive, but this ass was sitting close enough to the field at Fenway for Jones to take notice, those aren’t cheap seats, and I doubt he’s some poor Southie.

I remember when Joel Ward for the Capitals knocked the Bruins out of the playoffs with a game winner and his Twitter feed blew up with racist trash from Boston saying gawd awful shit. The sports guy wrote an article the next day saying that the same thing would happen for pretty much any city that goes through that…

Teams should have to play games behind closed doors if something like this happens

It was definitely because of a conspiracy to concuss Crosby and/or fuck up his left knee, and not the fact that they gave up 5 on Saturday and Brett Connelly/Paul Carey can’t pull their weight.

LeBron’s Cavs did it last year...

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

Hitting .420 over the course of a regular season while only driving in 69 runs shall henceforth be known as “Hitting for the Gronk”

As my mama used to say ‘ that’s a long way to drive to find out the store is closed’.

Only sort of related: the wife and I took the kids down to this game from NYC. Nats fans are unreal. Without exception, every fan and employee here has been friendly to us and nice to our kids, despite the four of us being decked out in blue and orange. And, when Syndergaard got hurt, there was polite applause and…

That’s nice. I’m not them and separately I don’t have to feel good about someone getting injured. It sucks.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Don’t blame us fine, upstanding citizens of the Old Line State that DC was such a shit hole 25 years ago that Jack Kent Cooke was looking to build a stadium pretty much anywhere but the District. Potomac Yards in Alexandria, Loudoun County, Columbia, Bowie, Hell, Baltimore for a while. He looked at basically 1 site in…

Sorry man, that’s like saying that the New England Patriots are the Foxborough Patriots or the Arizona Cardinals are the Glendale Cardinals. It’s technically true but not “true” true.