The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

Of course they’re going to be fresher. Thanks to the bag, the juice spoils much slower, and stays much fresher than traditionally analog fruit.

Wow, it’s almost like two different people can have two completely different opinions and experiences. Get fucked forever

Not true. The Cavs haven’t played in a long time so they need to get in some scrimmages before they face the Warriors.

The NBA World is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

You seem confused about literally everything.

The Celtics should really be concerned that they just blew home court adv... Just kidding, lol and whatnot. They could play all 4 games in Boston and it wouldn’t matter. The NBA is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

CARMELO > LEBRON

The Knicks are in Year Two of a three-year rebuilding plan that has lasted for 16 years.

That might be the greatest non-verbal shit-talking ever. It might be the straight up shit-talking in any category ever really. That was a lifetime achievement award in the field of rudeness.

Post-season games... will cost the same.

“more than half of us”

Yes. He’ll be in Oakland in a year. Then he’ll hit free agency, sign with St. Louis for something low like 4 years for $40M, and turn into a fucking killer third starter with a low 90's fastball. Watch.

D.C. had the highest percentage of people that voted against Trump, you shit for brains. Blame that on Ohio and Florida. You can go fuck yourself in whatever shitty place you live in

In all seriousness, “it would be fun to get into hockey” is something I’ve been thinking of for a few years, and after “wow the puck moves fast where is it” and “who has the time?”, one of the reasons why I haven’t is “one of the league’s premiere players is turning his brain into paste and nobody cares because he’s…

And isn’t that logic alone alarming? A concussion can occur even if the head doesn’t strike anything, but is jarred in some way. Padded outfield walls cause can cause concussions, and those certainly have more give then hockey boards. Human to human contact can cause concussions. Heading a soccer ball can cause…

Except what he’s saying is that we’ll pull a guy to go through protocol if he hits his head on the ICE, but not the BOARDS. Which is patently ridiculous- if the guy took a head impact, check him, whether he hit the boards, ice, elbow of another player, or tried to butt heads with the zamboni mountain-goat style. That…

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

Daly’s comment makes MY brain hurt. Ice causes concussions, the boards don’t? Are you fucking dense? That’s one of the single dumbest things I have ever heard a human being utter in my life- and I’ll point at my screen name for proof that I hear a lot of stupid things in my day.

The Mets unsurprisingly screwed up the oldest textbook player management technique in which the club says publicly that he’s “out with flulike symptoms” and chastises him in private. That said — fuck Matt Harvey.