I’m not disputing that. Yup, a phone call would have ended it. But their attempts at twisting this into some sort of moral endeavor from the get-go is kinda bullshit.

all the worst motherfuckers on twitter are the dipshits with the blue checks and handles like our thinkfluencer up there. dickhead’s been on twitter since the start and he’s like “oh come on guys you’re blaming ME?!” like he doesn’t know how twitter works.

They were also trying to shit on reporters who saw the tweets, called the team to verify and reported that it was a hoax. Almost like this was a dumb attempt at going viral that they didn’t think could actually ever work.

Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

The ninja-like attempts of the two Twits at deflecting the blame is pretty astounding.

Fuck you. And no, I like to think people aren’t so cynical that they would automatically judge a person for making a fucking mistake. Yeah, he fucked up. And it cost him his life. That’s fucking sad. No one is condoning his actions. But they are celebrating how he lived. So if you want to minimize his life’s work…

So fuck him to hell, right? Sounds like something Jesus would say.

Hey, he learned the most important lesson of professional wrestling. It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, but how you look doing it.

I’d say it makes it all the more impressive, since he did so and still had plenty of time to get lined up and spike the ball.

not if you don’t care if the patient survives.

So, interestingly enough, I’m a Youngstown native and current resident and have been cheering for Youngstown State since back when I met Jim Tressel at a Pizza Hut back in the 90's. Earlier this year I was at a YSU game and met a player’s parents that were sitting behind me and would cheer every time their son had a…

What a game. Neither defense could keep the opposing offense out of the red zone.

Having only read the headline thhus far, all I can say is:

That should be the standard for answering a call after 10pm.

Have you ever considered introducing yourself over the phone as “Sargent, Jordan?”

Well, this is a thing. Thanks for this thing. I guess.

Even though it has nothing to do with it, the fact the cheerleaders are wearing Captain America shirts just makes it even more hilarious.

0:09 - 0:11 is the fucking best.

“Oh shit we forgot the mayor was coming tonight!”

Yeah, but when all is said and done a mid-sized American city has a non-descript publicly funded arena to house a hilariously dysfunctional and perennially shitty NBA franchise.