Tim Duncan has offered to help by writing a sternly worded note to the Spurs on the dangers of lollygagging.

The McQueary situation sounds like one of those FunBag questions Drew gets all the time: “How much money would it take to live in a town that you hate, hates you and how long could you live there?”

I’ve heard this argument a lot, but I think it assumes kids are wayyyyy dumber than they actually are.

Everyone fails in life. It’s an important part of the learning process.

I also feel Wall has to get out of Washington for fans around the league to realize just how special he is. Hes an awesome player trapped by a team that skates by unnoticed because its dysfunction isn’t as hilarious as the Knicks

He wasn’t butt. His counting stats weren’t sexy because Wittman continually yanked his minutes around and refused to trust him, but he made measurable, discernible, global progress each year and the advanced metrics have always tended to smile on him.

I never understood the logic that because Durant was supposedly unsatisfied with being on the Thunder because they couldn’t make that next step and kept falling short of a title every year due to bland and uninspired tactics, to lure him you hire...the guy who was responsible for the Thunder not making that next step…

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

Bawlmor fans are very strange. They still boo Teixeira, despite the fact that he clearly did them a massive favor by snubbing them for the Yankees.

If he signed with Baltimore, you guys would change your tune very quickly.

Of all the directions for this blog to take in the post-gawker era, I didn’t think ornithology erotica would be one of them.

Eh, just get him to sprinkle some Old Bay into a Natty Bo and chug it down, and Marylanders won’t be able to buy his jersey fast enough.

As a former PA resident I can assure you there are THOUSANDS of people who think there’s not enough evidence to prove JoePa did anything wrong AND that Clinton is undeniably behind pizzagate.

OK, I will.

If you’ve got nothing to hide and you’re not a pedophile then you have to nothing to fear of the unhinged lunatic in your place of business with a gun. The one dumb enough to be fooled by fake social media news (or crazy enough to want to believe it). He’s really a good guy doing the lord’s work. His bullets won’t…

Like Bogut, I started questioning the media after they predicted the Mavericks as a playoff contender this season.

At least we can’t blame the American education system for him. He was only at Utah for 2 years.

You know what annoyed me? When the Cubs won the World Series despite the fact that the Indians scored the exact same amount of touchdowns as the Cubs did.

I’m not sure you know what “deplorable” means, especially in the context of this specific election.