This whole show is like S-town, Best in Show and LSD thrown in a blender...

You don’t find the way she talks about it at all concerning? How about her threatening to kill him and him wanting to divorce her and gtfo. That woman loves those big cats more than a heroin addict loves an ounce of dope, I wager she’d do just about anything to hang onto that shit-hole ‘sanctuary’.

My dealer sent out a text today with all his daily deals. That text came AS the mayor was declaring a state of emergency in our town and I was planning my grocery list. He’s an entrepreneur for sure.

You were so close. I saw “Arby’s” and thought you had it.

I’m sorry to change the topic but I came up with a bad food joke over a week ago, and promptly forgot about it until it popped back into my head within the last few minutes.

Let’s live dangerously and do that in the presence of enemies. :)

There’s a little hole-in-the-wall eatery near my house that specializes in cheesesteak sandwiches (and no, I don’t live in Philadelphia). One of their variations on the cheesesteak theme includes whole roasted garlic cloves. It’s delicious, but nobody wants to be in the same room with me after I’ve eaten one!

Jellicle cats meet once a year—at the Jellicle Ball, where they all rejoice.

I hate that so much. I always look away and make a bunch of insensible angry noises that probably make me look like a child.

It’s a reality tv trope and I hate it. 

I have a friend who is a firm advocate of your theory. He calls it the “Country Whopper Effect” and will bore you to tears with his subpoints and supporting arguments.

Have dunked (scooped?) Cheetos in vanilla ice cream. Would do again. Unashamed. Salty, cheesy, sweet...yes.

At first this was a hard no, then I remembered Chicago Mix popcorn. Make it with salted caramel ice cream and you’ll have my attention.

My dad is silly, likes to make jokes with servers, cashiers, etc. When I was in college, we went to a really nice steakhouse with my roommate’s family. When the check came, my dad looked it over as he always does, called the server back, and told him there was a mistake. The server got all nervous and apologetic and…

I view Mcnuggets as a vehicle for hot mustard.

Don’t you dare besmirch McNuggets!

Atomic tastes like shit. Anyway here is what we do at WS when you bitch that Atomic isnt hot (note not all of them do this) we add Cajun to it. So my advice is get your ATM wings “wet” and ask for cajun seasoning on the side. Before you eat it sprinkle the Cajun on the wings close the box and shake it vigorously. Enjoy

Yeah, I’ve done some frozen ones from the grocery store, and you still have the same issue (the chicken tastes really cheap. like, sub-fast food cheap). Someone has to answer our prayers!

So if it’s a total of 4 patties, wouldn’t they just be raising three?