Lol yes good points all around.

ETA: apologies Cabbage Patch Mather, for me posting this as a response to you. If I post it elsewhere, Quasar Funk could dismiss it.

Oh that poor, poor skirt steak. FIVE MINUTES PER SIDE....AND THEN BAKED FOR 15 MINUTES ARE YOU NUTS?

I dip Doritos in french onion dip. It’s disgustingly delicious and I’ll never stop.

I’m with her.

I think you’re confusing it for ‘King of the Hill’ when Hank is talking to ‘hip’ Christians about Christian rock.

“You’re not making Christianity better. You’re just making rock’n’roll worse.”

I’m also going to be sure to tell my wife that despite 22 years of marriage, asmallcat on Deadspin corrected us and told us that it’s already over because she checked to see when I’d be home after our kids asked how long until I’m back.

No, he’s in trouble for making people watch him masturbate. #yesbaldmen

Vader: “Let’s disable the Millenium Falcon’s hyper drive while it’s parked on Cloud City so it can’t jump out of the system. “

Ads, not adds. It’s fucking ads, for fuck’s sake.

It’s alarmingly easy and delicious.

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Again, I’m a Shrike, not a doctor, but...

tl;dr - If you want to have kids, do not smoke pot. Period. However, as a bonus, if you absolutely do NOT want kids, smoking pot is a very effective (and fun!) method of male birth control.

I have the spring form pan on my wish list... recipe please!

If they’re fighting over compost, they’d be better of leafing it alone.

I think, in my completely amateur and untutored opinion, that you’re right about the sleep paralysis diagnosis, but Natalie’s dad can still go fuck himself.

I’m certainly going to see this, and I’m sure it will be good, but I can’t help but feeling a little underwhelmed with PTA’s choice of projects here. I recently re-watched Magnolia, a beautiful, and beautifully flawed, film that felt like PTA was absolutely swinging for the fences as if he needed to stuff every idea…

My favorite of many hidden gems on that album is “Supernatural Radio”, which features an incredible guitar break in the middle, then blows that away on the outro, with Petty yelling over Mike Campbell’s epic guitar things like “100 million watts!” and “I can hear Jesus singing!”

He played “Walls” every night on the final tour, so he clearly at least liked that song!