That’s almost exactly what happened to me yesterday!

HOT MUSTARD! HOT MUSTARD! HOT MUSTARD!!!

WORD. I gasped when I read that!

I send you all of the stars.

This is a HUGE part of the reason I would never have my kids involved in sports at that level. That much time spent with adults who aren’t me seems absolutely bonkers. I am not generally a helicopter parent at all, but this sort of thing just seems like the ripest breeding ground for this kind of shit to go down.

Jenny Slate’s great and all, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this RIGHT in the ear. Leave my damn childhood alone.

See, I wouldn’t consider Fritos flavored chips, unless we’re taking chili cheese or flamin’ hot or whatever abominations they’re cranking out these days. They’re just plain corn chips, hence, perfect for dipping.

Now you’ve got my attention. I’m not much of a Doritos man anyway, but jalapeño chips in sour cream sounds fantastic!

IKR?? Their video content was like warm pajamas to me. Just funny and comfortable. Then, poof. Gone.

Is it a controversial opinion that I feel very weird about the idea of dipping Doritos? Like, dip is for unflavored chips, right?? Flavored chips are meant to taste like they already have dip on them.

It would have made me sooooooo happy if they’d have ended the series that way. Actual ending pissed me off pretty good.

For Super Bowl: Ok, you ever make those bisquick sausage balls? They’re just bisquick and sausage, but they’re damn delicious. So, what I’m proposing is you make a batch of that stuff, but instead of making it into balls, you press it in to cover the whole bottom of a casserole dish. Where it goes from there I’m not…

I’m intrigued. What do you figure would happen if you just put those sheets of wonton wrapper over top the casserole? Cause if they would crisp up real nice, I think you’re on to something here.

I like this. The challenge would be in keeping the chewiness of the pretzel wrapping. Easy enough to nestle some good quality kosher dogs in some cheesy sauce and mustard and onions or something, but I feel like if you put some form of soft pretzel on top it’s gonna get all crispy, which would lose a good portion of…

So, like poutine but with salad instead of gravy? So you hate yourself less? Can dig!!

Came here to say this!! A small drink wouldn’t get me through a quarter of that “meal” when buzzed.

Worked at JitB when I lived out in the PNW. Came from Chicago where you can get authentic tacos anywhere due to the high concentration of Mexican immigrants.

I don’t want to be shitty about this, but I feel like by mid-afternoon, this glaring error should have been at least fixed in the article, if not this comment replied to.

Did you mean aux-in rather than headphone jack? Cause plugging a record player into a headphone jack wouldn’t do anything. Not trying to be snotty, just they’re different things.

Thanks for the encouraging words! Also, just did some quick research on those supplements, and dadgum, sounds like both clinical and anecdotal evidence speak volumes. Will be trying!