I miss hot mustard SO much. Chicken McNuggets with bbq, sweet sour, and hot mustard was the platonic ideal of fast food chicken nuggets and tasted like childhood. I’ve never had more existential angst about a discontinued food, and I care a lot about food.

YAAAAASSS! I didn’t know that was a cover for years. Such a good track. Man, that record’s just packed with gems.

Touche, sir. Touche.

Really? The She’s the One soundtrack is one of my favorite records!

That is not a song for a beginner. It seems simple, but the strumming pattern is difficult if you’re a beginner! And that’s to say nothing of the solo, as noted above.

For serious! This is the obvious, only, correct answer.

So, I’ve smoked many a blunt, but never made one myself because, and maybe I’m wrong here, but isn’t it a very wasteful way to smoke? Like, when I think of how much green I’d have to put in a blunt and how fast it seems to go up, it seems like I could get just as high using much less product with a more efficient…

The film acknowledges that a huge amount of research has shown no link between vaccines and autism, which begs raises the question: why is the author of a debunked study. . .

Ok, so you’re going more loosey goosey chicken nugget, less a McDonald’s Chicken McNugget™ clone. I feel you.

Recipe please!!

Why. The. FUCK. can’t they bring back hot mustard?? They robbed a bit of my childhood when they took that sauce away.

YAAAAASSSSS! My wife picked up this recipe somewhere and it’s become my kids’ favorite summer dessert by a long shot. So easy and so delicious!

Am I the only one who’s full on repulsed by cottage cheese? I like ricotta just fine, and I know they’re somewhere close to the same thing, but gosh, that stuff gives me the creeps.

I am often in Chicago! I’ll check it out. Thanks for the tip!!

I would honestly love to know what the thought process was on this that led to them making a cardboard cutout of a bear and spray painting it and all that shit.

So, “the most delicious coldbrew” can’t really be made unless I have a nitrous setup?

Oh my . . . I need this in my life. And yes, Mexican coke still uses cane sugar. The difference is noticeable.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

This sounds like an excellent and efficient method for getting sand in your beer.

This sounds like an excellent and efficient method for getting sand in your beer.

Baby poop doesn’t really smell bad till they start eating solid food, so this would be relatively unremarkable. Baby poop being white, however, would be noteworthy.