Funny how she’s a woman who doesn’t support women.

Yeah, I fully expect her to announce her engagement to future ex-husband #2 within minutes of the divorce being final. Probably some well-heeled lobbyist or right wing donor.

They 100% cheated on each other.

I’m betting it was the other way around. Now that she’s an incumbent congresswoman, she probably has access to a lot better quality stock of dudes who make more money and probably smell better than her highschool drop out soon-to-be-ex-husband.

Wasn’t so long ago that she would have been kicked out of her church for getting divorced.

When did Meghan not become a royal? Sorry to disappoint you (I’m not really), but she’s very much still a royal with children high up in the line of succession.

Well, they keep falling out of windows too, so it’s a mixed bag. 

A lot of potential buyers are too busy dying in a foreign country. 

I smell a conspiracy: the director and the actors realized that the movie is going to be terrible mid-way that they plotted the hijinks to feed the rumor mill like a Trumpian trolling campaign for media attention and viewer interest.

Is this really the hill you want to die on?

Not at all surprised that they’ve turned to a Russian host.... Just surprised with as many sanctions currently in place on Russian products that choosing them as a webhost is still a viable option.

I guess “Kiwifarms as Russian state media” makes a certain kind of sense.

Oh my god, this whole thing is so stupid. It’s not like they have to plow some ancient burial ground or knock over a cathedral. They just need to remove the span of the bridge for a few hours. Which they’ve already done. Which will be paid for generously.

Set up a camera. 152'-6" Canopener footage.

Don’t clean yellow pillows, replace them. They’re pillows. Don’t be gross.

As much as I often complain about the tactics of the rich in avoiding and at times outright evading taxes with impunity I am completely with the boat owner here.

Don’t knock it til you try it. 

I’ll admit that I’ve never had poutine, but it sounds disgusting to me

French restaurant La Maison de la Poutine says that it’s been getting threats from people who think its namesake Canadian dish, poutine, is named after Vladimir Putin.

Preview packs didn’t even function, this is not ready to be sold and is embarrassing