We all know that blowing into an NES cartridge is a useless and potentially harmful activity. But why did we still do it, even though it never actually worked? Science has the answer.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, archeologists in Georgia unearthed this chariot:

Archaeologists discovered the timber burial chamber within a 39-foot-high (12 meters) mound called a kurgan.

Jalopnik kicked in yo!

jalop stickers +10hp

Whooaa....someone take Kireek back to Pioneer II for diagnostics and repair, please! o__o

I don't have a good feeling about this, can't quite figure out why.

always loved this car because it can turn Julie Roberts from whore to Pretty Woman

Videodrome

Masturbation, also makes hair grow on your palms and don't get me started with vaccines!!!

[This science break has been brought to you by Jenny McCarthy]

How Game of Thrones sees George R.R. Martin:

...baby back, baby back.

Mecha is a whole subgenre unto itself. There's a lot more out there than what you happened to catch on Cartoon Network 15 years ago.

Well that's cool and all, but....

If the boat is a rockin', don't go a dockin'.

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

IT WAS THE PAX

those 4 rotors sound like a demonic zipper as it unzips the world and bubbling hot lava pours onto our screaming faces #heavymetalcar