elvoidwalker
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elvoidwalker

Oh god, I remember reading these as a kid. I always liked the idea of having multiple people reviewing the games, that way you know if one matched your play style.

Every time he presses left right left right he gets a mini turbo boost. Its called snaking duh!

Ask Doc Hudson.

It's a bizarre deconstruction of one, but yes. Still very fresh.

Totally needs an anime-reboot.

That's the difference between cats and dogs. Cats don't do anything accidentally. If a cat ruins your board game, it was incredibly purposeful.

Well of course Sarah Jessica Parker appreciates Horsepower...

I now respect that woman.

Why do parents allow their kids to hit them??? I was waiting in line at a store and a kid who looked to be around 3 had a pacifier (he seems a bit old for a pacifier, but maybe I'm wrong) and when his mom took a book out of his hand to put it back on the shelf, he slapped her in the face. She didn't do anything!

Was watching Half-Baked with my cousin: "I used to suck feet for coke" lmao

I wonder how crazy the car was before people ever saw one. The light bulb. Images streaming through wires to a box for us to be entertained on. A man on the moon. Desire, need, want... it creates invention. He may be shooting to high... but that takes balls. Got to give him that.

Just an attempt at a reboot cast:

An all female crew? Well...they'd be my first pick to send out on first strike missions once every 28 days.

You realize Walter White would eventually become captain?

I would pay real money to watch Captain Reynolds and the crew of the U.S.S. Serenity.

Cabin in the Woods was already the best reboot ever.

Actually, not to toss a blanket on the whole debate, but Scooby-Doo was a crappy cartoon right from the beginning. I could recognize that even as a kid. Frankly, the movies were an improvement.

How Shaggy hears Scooby is not a mystery.

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