Use Link to the Past as your rubrick for everything, Nintendo. Start the game, get a sword, learn that you have a spin move, and then play. Any questions? Release an ACTUAL game manual again. No more hand holding in video games, please. If I figured games out as a 4 year old kid in the stupid ages before the internet,…

fuck this screen

I want to see these "small" trucks next to the Silverado/Sierra.

My grandfather once told me "Nobody ever got anything done by being a pussy." NP all day e'rry day.

Well gee Valve, maybe if you'd fixed what you obviously deem a dangerous vulnerability the first time it was reported...

See? You're a master already.

Hmm, I'll defer to the russian methodology and toss a kitten out of the airplane.

Ha, I know. That doesn't mean they won't have her vocalizing (VO work isn't just talking. It can be rasping, growling, etc. It's quite fun to do raspy weird ethereal creature VO work). I literally meant what I said :) But I appreciate the sentiment. I'm sure as a Stunt Zombie you knew this anyway ;)

COBRAAAAAAAA!

Actually you should probably worry if the sun STOPS exploding.

I wonder how many people read this post and said "dead mao five?!?" in their heads...

Prediction: Lady Stoneheart makes her (re)debut appearance on Sunday May 10th 2015 (Mother's Day).

I wouldn't count them out on virtual console yet. As I have said before, Nintendo aims for 100% emulation no less. If there was slowdown in the original version that same slowdown must be present in the VC. They'll bring more platforms sooner or later.

You can. By digging up your Dreamcast

Remember when they did turn based combat and didn't auto play for you?

This might be my favorite boss fight ever.

So what does that mean? Sabine is a professional. At the beginning of April, she told us Michael had moments of awakening AND of consciousness. Once again, by saying this, she told us in almost clinically perfect language that Michael was no longer in a coma. She used two terms that only specialists actually…

Meanwhile, at Craster's Keep... Craster learns YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HELENA

"Second rule of Clone Club: NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HELENA." This needs to be either a t-shirt or poster.