I grew up in roughneck truck country where we didn’t get any snow and back when alcohol was OK in the cab. All the split window was for was tossing empties in the bed. I’d almost dare anyone to find a truck without a crushed miller lite can in it or a pair of red ball boots stuffed between the bed and cab.

To me, it clearly indicates the intent of the buyers of each of the 3 brands. A Ford F-150 is more likely to be owned by the demographic that “just likes driving a truck” and doesn’t really “work” the vehicle. Fuel economy may be more important than durability for that market segment. So, all aluminum has an…

7 year lease on a C63?

I imagine a stinky diesel bumhole would have.

And *still* can’t afford a C63 in the Bronx.

Exactly how much of Boston, Philly, and NYC have you actually seen?

I think you’re drastically overestimating a McDonald’s salary. You could possibly pay the note, but you couldn’t actually drive it anywhere. Premium gas @ $3 a gallon and you get maybe 12 MPG. First 2 hours of your shift, and all you did was pay for gas to get there.

But not the doors. Bodywork to every other thing on the car but the doors. Create something entirely different, except for every time you get in it, the door will cruelly remind you that it’s a Miata.

Clearly - it’s because $4,500 is more than 0%. We, as Americans, have a completely pathological attraction to 0% anything. People would line up to get free kicks in the crotch just because they’re free. Especially if you told them they were getting one over on someone that normally sells kicks in the crotch for $75.…

I would feel MUCH less safe at Mar-A-Lago.

Myrtle Beach is Spring Break, but all year long. You want to see America, head to Myrtle. There’s everything from Hee Haw dinner shows all the way to high end steak houses and gated resorts. Massive strip clubs, golf courses all over the place, bike weeks, you name it. There’s something there for almost all walks of…

Oh, I’m with you. But, that’s just a part of it. I think the most palatable combination was the navy or green with sand, but you’ll spend a fortune on one. If I had to buy another, I’d go way old with an old Cherokee Chief in yellow. Jump into the FSJ forum. Shouldn’t be too hard to find what you’re looking for. Those…

I’m taking the louvers comment to mean that he’s punched two louvers in the hood that look like ass, so he didn’t post that photo. Yet, wanted a potential owner to know that there are two gaping holes in the hood BEFORE they get the recent pictures showing it. Someone that built a car like this doesn’t neglect to take…

At $7500, it starts to look good.

Myrtle Beach? There are no engineers in Myrtle Beach. There are Russian strippers, transient golfers, Harley aficionados, rejects from Branson MO, and all the liquor distributors to serve them. But, no engineers.

Mine had the silver metallic exterior, and the maroon matched nicely. The up side to that? Spare parts everywhere in maroon.

This. Because it seems like every. damned. thing. has some sort of interaction with vacuum lines. Like the 2wd/4wd selector. Vacuum operated. I used to joke that the door locks were vacuum operated. That is until I owned the S55 that actually has pneumatic door locks.

Most concerning thing? The Suzuki Samurai that’s also for sale in the same driveway. I’d pay $2500K for the package and put the 5.7 in THAT.

Nope. Blue painter’s tape racing stripes. #1 with a bullet. Those are a more concerning indicator than anything else. Those indicate that every thought uttered about this care started with , “Well, fuck it. Let’s just ______.” Insert, “Bondo that shit” “Make it fit” and “just get this done because my Ma is tired of it…

That’s what got me on this one. The One Thing that called it out as a “Fuck It” job. Blue painter’s tape racing stripes. If they said “Fuck It” to THAT? What else looms waiting to kneecap you before you even put it on the trailer?