This is Jalopnik. Begone with your rational holistic analysis before you get put on the dunking stool and drowned for not weighing the same as a duck.

Just like Mercedes did.

That Dodge Rampage will be whatever in the hell it wants to be, and it will dare you to say otherwise as it brushes out its mullet and thumps a Marlboro Red in your general direction.

They’re two different cars. A Coupe is a two door like everyone mentions. A Coupe’ has no B-Pilar and is a shortened version of a sedan.

I tend to be completely reliable on Mercedes’ Instagram account in tagging each and every last one of these abominations as #notacoupe. I would encourage all the Jalops to pile on.

I learned this exact lesson on an S55 about 4 years ago. All kinds of signs that I should have walked away, but didn’t because I loved the car. I stuck with it and got around 3 solid years from that car.

Just wait a few weeks and Tavarish will buy it, proclaim it the cheapest Lambo trike ever made, and go HAM with some sheet metal screws, PlastiDip, and an old Honda scooter.

Surprised that said Stunner is not a proud member of the Charles County, Maryland, Cavalier Club.

As we seem to be updating in the comments, Selective Fire refers to a firearm’s ability to select the rate of fire. Typically, Single fire - one trigger pull, one round, burst - several rounds per trigger pull, and fully automatic - fires until the trigger is released or rounds are exhausted. There’s another chapter…

Why in the world would they do the stickers first? Just seems like that would be the last thing to be done.

LeMons races don’t count.

Or hail....

Next thing you know, all the Sunbirds will have fake bead lockers and fender flares to establish their creds.

• What is your favorite kind of crust? If you’re going to make me pick, I’ve got to go with Chicago style. But Detroit is an incredibly close second.
  

Could be if it’s part of the company perk for a car, but that would be an unusual arrangement at best.

The person who was presented with the pitch from the company that stated that they would handle all the expenses of installing and running the system, and all the city would have to do is sit back and rake in the free money. Over a steak or 8 and a $400 bar tab or three. To the city, Any $ > $0 + a business case and…

I gave up on bikes when a friend’s dad who had been riding daily for 30 years was hit and killed by a brodozer. I figured if that guy had 30 years on a bike and still caught it, that I have no chance.

Pure genius in the cognitive dissonance it would cause. “Did I just see a dude wearing a Pickelhaube on a scooter give me the finger?”

Ask anyone who ever rode a three wheeler in the 80s.

Guaranteed, as it’s 8 tiny ass straight different length pipes with no collector.