That’s the real reason the Silk Road was established. Rumor had it there were hot boiled peanuts in China.

Yeah - Oak chips, but sous vide wouldn’t do any good. But what would is a vacuum sealer. Toast up the wood chips with a torch and then vacuum seal them with your rye of choice. The vacuum will pull the booze into the chips and give a great flavor. Then cocktail away.

It was a diesel. Would have been totally underwhelming.

It’s actually illegal in Germany. I was there back in September, and was driving from Fussen to Innsbruck. Stopped at a gas station to get a bottle of water and go to the bathroom. My wife and her friend went into the shop, and lo and behold, up pulls next to me a Fiat Dino GT. It’s being driven by two of the oldest…

There was a guy - an absolute genius - about 15 years ago that revolted against the Safeway loyalty card. If you sent him your address, he’d send you a sticker of HIS loyalty card to put on the back of yours. The intent was to completely roger up the BI and tracking via loyalty card. I used it for years. He was in San…

I’d also argue that piping will let you properly deal with a thicker filling. No need to over-mayo it to death just to be able to get it back into the shell. Plus, I like the dopamine rush when I can pipe it to look like the top of a DQ cone.

It was the beginning of greatest gift to gas price tolerance research that ever existed. The price kept running up to the point that consumers changed behavior. They got the previously unknown answer to the question of “how high does it have to be before people will start changing their behavior?” The answer was…

An astounding amount that people would feel downright abused by if they knew about in detail. Every single big box retailer invests a ton of money in it. They can predict with astonishing accuracy what you’ll buy almost before you walk into the store. And they don’t need a loyalty card to do it, either. They don’t…

Probably a gramphole.

The “Roll Tide” makes the shit out of this comment. Don’t worry, though, ya’ll are going to secede any day now, anyway. They’ll all be used in the RTLA (Roll Tide Liberation Army). Signed, Fellow Texpat and one rung higher on the redneck pecking order in Georgia.

I’d assert that building something like this on top of an old beater shitbox is EXACTLY the way to give an approximate thrill of driving the original. You’re still just as likely to not make a turn at high speed and wrap it around a tree, the baseline is just a lot lower and failures for different reasons. You won’t…

I’ve been there many times, and that’s a small one.

One of us is going to be throwing molitov cocktails later.

Only criminals will own illegal Buggies.

I LOVE the idea. With Peace and Buggies for all.

One with candy paint and super pokes should belong to the Paul Wall.

Buggies are a tool. It’s the people that drive them that are the problem. As a matter of fact, we need to mandate buggie ownership for every citizen. When everyone has a buggie, then everyone will be civil.

EH - they usually aren’t given all the unions...

Not sure about if it would work on upholstery, but there’s some magical shit called Chomp! “Pull it out!” (not a joke) that I’ve used to pull all manner of petroleum based stains from concrete. Pour it on the stain, wait until it dries, then brush it off. Whatever badger gland chemicals it has in it make the concrete…

All I heard was “blah blah blah, before long all the current mail trucks will be up for government auction. You can pick one up for a song and hoon the ever loving crap out of it.”