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I just texted my traveling buddy this article and he agreed that we should do a hurling weekend in Dublin next summer. Although technically, I spent all Sunday morning hurling in Dublin last time.

I immediately thought he or she was referring to their significant other. Good for you for taking the high road!

Cattle dogs are the best. Mine make me laugh every goddamned day. So much dog in a 40lb. package.

Ubu would’ve caught it.

So, it’s cool that there’s tabs for ‘show’ and ‘season’ now, but why are the episode reviews out of order?

With adblock on, this place looks like a polar bear in a snowstorm during a pro-trump rally.

If you’re using Chrome, install the Kinjamprove extension noted in the article. It’s HUGELY better now. But still too much white space and too much scrolling.

If he has any brains, he’s watching ‘Twin Peaks: The Return’ instead.

I hate that we’ve reached the point where American kids are doing the type of things we used to ousource to Russia.

Apparently they played “Circle of Life” on repeat as they panned around the stadium and had people hold up their dogs like Simba:

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you...

Am I the only one who read the headline and thought these were the first home runs the pitcher has ever given up?

Shit was scary in the 50s and 60s too. Just as much as it is now, and maybe even more so. We lived with the real threat of nuclear war all the time and even managed to get right on the brink of it when I was 12 in 1963. The world has never, ever been a safe place and you’re deluded if you think there was some point

No. He’s being portrayed by a crisis actor.

It’s a recurring pattern of stresses or accents that provide the pulse or beat of music.

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

I’m going to guess that Dressed Up For No Reason was a douchey fan for most of the game, standing up at the wrong times, telling people to not yell so loud while he’s on the phone, etc., and Guy Who Sells Bootleg Hats On The BART Bridge had finally fucking had enough. I don’t know what the involvement of Massive Beard