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Am I the only one who read the headline and thought these were the first home runs the pitcher has ever given up?

Came here for the comments. Didn’t even bother to read the article. Thanks!

Shit was scary in the 50s and 60s too. Just as much as it is now, and maybe even more so. We lived with the real threat of nuclear war all the time and even managed to get right on the brink of it when I was 12 in 1963. The world has never, ever been a safe place and you’re deluded if you think there was some point…

No. He’s being portrayed by a crisis actor.

It’s a recurring pattern of stresses or accents that provide the pulse or beat of music.

As one who primarily purchases giant novelty-sized versions of these objects, that comparison would mean little to me.

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

I’m going to guess that Dressed Up For No Reason was a douchey fan for most of the game, standing up at the wrong times, telling people to not yell so loud while he’s on the phone, etc., and Guy Who Sells Bootleg Hats On The BART Bridge had finally fucking had enough. I don’t know what the involvement of Massive Beard…

YES to the rash guard. I hate putting on sunscreen, especially when alone by the pool because middle of the back.

Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.

Nothing except for sobriety at least.

The only time the word “oozed” is acceptable, I reckon.

Don’t forget he lost over a month due to injuries- he’d have won the Golden Boot by a mile this season if he wasn’t injured (and Tottenham probably would have won the League but that’s another story)

In Canada, the minimum age is 12.

What is this, Sploid?

Comparing? Where did I do that?

The post-it note actually says Jim“Mad Dog” Mattis.

Lattes. Come fucking on.