It also has pros and cons

Are those euphemisms?

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

Stick to —

I live nearby and Oakland has a lot of problems that they need to fix. The schools are failing and crumbling. The streets are falling apart. Crime is still a huge problem. Spending millions to keep an 8 game a year football team doesn’t help the city in the least. It’s not that they can’t afford a stadium, it’s that…

I live in Oakland. On one hand, fuck ‘em. Let some other city blow good money on a stadium.

Roger Goodell is the grown up version of the bad guy from a 1980s John Cusack movie. He kicks dogs, wants “you trash” off his ski mountain, is pissed plebes entered his yacht regatta, etc...

Must’ve been her 2nd tablet:

I’m ashamed to say I watched the video and they are pennies. Alanna was counting her money.

This means we go back under the Queen’s rule, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?

You are raising your child properly. Carry on.

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

Of course, alone. That goes without saying.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

After the discovery, and ensuing scandal, shown here are two engineers trying to sort out how to make the Celica GT-Four even faster...

My old 95 Saab 9000 aero had more reverse lights on the front of the car than the back.

I strangely like this.

I don’t want the games to be shorter.

This cosplay needs more Archer.