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You can’t have a discussion about pitcher names without including Grant Balfour and Josh Outman.

I bet when Fausto Carmona went back to using his real name his fastball lost 5 MPH.

There’s nothing sudden about it. Just like how you’re not suddenly ignorant.

No, the suburban housewives are still waiting in line at Starbucks for their coffees for some reason

She’s going to be thrilled with your son’s Order of the Arrow ceremony....

Based on my experience with the Dutch reach, you have to pay extra for the eye contact when it’s being performed.

Excuse you, that’s “Big League”, as in serious, as in high class. Serious people, okay? Because phrases. The most tremendous, the greatest- believe me- sentence. Fragments. Look! over here A Lot. A lot of people. Smart people. African Americans. Hell. Inner cities: DISASTER, okay? Islamophobia? ISISssss *SNIFF* they…

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For:

Oh come on - Casey Chan isn’t that bad.

Person of Interest

so that’s what Rachel Dolezal has been doing....

No one was expecting the fish-slap.

How does one belt out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato’? I would like to try it out.

“Nobody kills Queen Cersei. She lives.”

Mine was Ross Geller. Weird.

Dust. Wind. Dude.

So are we finally going to find out what Kenneth’s frequency is?

5th place finish sounds about right. But Group Stage exit in a group where we have Bayer, Monaco, and CSKA? We walk that group.