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I know a lot of people will say the original Tacoma, and those are great. However, when my Mini Cooper got totalled I had to live with my dad’s 89 Nissan pickup for a month.

“fibre” Canadian or typo?

Challenger, but — and I swear this is true — my first sentence was “I shot John Lennon.” Delivered from my stroller, the day John was killed, to a sweet old lady who'd stopped to coo to me and instead screamed and fled the devil spawn.

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

If there’s a bright side to all this, perhaps it’s that Roy Hodgson is now available to replace Arsene Wenger at Arsenal.

I preferred Steve McManaman’s reaction, which sounded like a man slowly realizing he was transitioning from a shart to a full-on pants pooping.

It was bad, but worse for Hodgson to give him the task.

I want a weed wacker and the seasons pass to the division. Maybe also a coal bbq. God im old.

I want a weed wacker and the seasons pass to the division. Maybe also a coal bbq. God im old.

But, also recognize the cultural divide between James May and Jeremy Clarkson too. One of the things I enjoyed about watching this was imagining what Jeremy’s reaction would be to this video if he was strapped to a chair with his eyes taped open forced to watch this!

+1 Cankle Tattoo

roomtemperature ironically coming in hot....

I think we all learned something valuable here: the ability to high five or chest bump (and to discern when to do which) is completely missing from the European gene pool.

One of the great things about the US of A is that we have a free press, so when we see something that doesn’t fit the given narrative, we can question it.

Can’t believe I just skimmed a long distance runner cheating story

Right? Phife just died. Have some respect, crudely styled transphobes of the North.

For real though.

“poorly-behaved cat”

“poorly-behaved cat”

and bukkake is the verb kakeru with the added bu- (or fu-) prefix which adds a feeling of unceremoniously or unreservedly.