One year I was at a Halloween party, pretty drunk, standing in the kitchen and eyeballing this pile of candy in the corner of the counter. Eventually I grabbed this little brown box with fancy writing on it and saw the words “dipped in cognac” and opened it to find four little brown sticks that my mind instantly told…

Three on the tree in the middle of the night.

I’m hoping they hire “Tactics” Tim Sherwood as replacement manager.

I’m pretty well over the song, but his cover of Mad World with Haley Reinhart is pretty good too. Their little dance halfway through is awesome.

That one woman appears to have a very long arm.

His hairy little feet when he walks! I’m dying.

“Eddies,” said Ford, “in the space-time continuum.”

+1 too.

Nothing Pacific about the parts east of the Cascades. Eastern Washington and NE Oregon are “Inland NW”, along with northern Idaho and western Montana. SW Oregon and southern Idaho are whatever Nevada and Utah are. 

Presumably there’s some kind of demand for “begthequestion.info” women’s thong? (https://www.cafepress.com/begthequestion.38045148)

One of a number of girls in the Niagra Falls area.

ISWYDT. Very well done. Pierce was as unlovable as the asshole playing him.

But then how will my wife be able to truthfully claim she didn’t have any idea I’d been sending her texts and trying to call her all damn day?

The man is a god damned treasure.

Probably my first real tv crush. I was 15 and my older sister was smitten by Shelly. I saw where she was coming from but I couldn’t get past Norma’s giant eyes.

Eriksen’s corners and free kicks have been pretty horrid recently as well.

Mark Knopfler is a fucking badass. There was no way he wasn’t coming out of this on top somehow.

Creature Report!

You live in Cottonwood, Idaho?

But that Barry Bonds guy? Fuck him, right?